A running list of Anonimas Favorite food:
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Pizza: Peperoni w/Jalapeños.
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Beer, any kind you leave around, she will knock down and drink.
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Cauliflowers, steamed or raw with Tajín.
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Watermelon, the butt, please.
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Potatoes, any form.
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Cucumbers, the skin + raw (hold the lemon)
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Lettuce, preferably the head of a crisp Romain but won't be too picky.
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Carrots, raw.
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Radishes, raw.
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Sour Candy Straws
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Jelly Belly Beans (any flavor)
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Lollipops (any flavor)
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Chocolate (stolen from high atop places)
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Tomatoes (stolen from Grandmas garden)
Hates:
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Getting wet (Rain or Bath)
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Fireworks.
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Citrus.
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Not going to Petco on every walk.
Hobbies:
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Sleeping.
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Sleeping outside on the porch.
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Sleeping on blankets properly folded or draped on her.
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Sleeping on one of her many "Anonima Only" beds.
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Sleeping on the tile most commonly found in bathrooms.
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Cleaning herself (in order to avoid baths).
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Looking out of windows, over balconies.
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Peeing on trash bags found in the streets of most major cities.
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Peeing on National Monuments/Landmarks/Tourist Attractions.
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Pooping at the most awkward times (ie. in front of a couple kissing).
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Embarrassing Roberto.
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Barking at things that jingle.
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Barking at dogs that bark at her.
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Barking.
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Chasing squirrels.
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Long walks.
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Long walks on the beach.
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Long walks that lead to Petco/anywhere someone may have given her a treat sometime in the last 12 years.
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Long walks that lead to adventures.
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Adventures.
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Eating whole tennis balls and then struggling to poop them out.
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Solving crimes.
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Pinning crimes she herself committed on her sister, Lucy.
